I seriously have to pee - so this will be the fastest written blog of all time!
Aight, so here i am in hawaii. The place is beautiful, the people are beautiful, i feel ugly... but thats another story. Anyway, so first day here, i walk down to the beach at like... 4 in the afternoon, and this guy, out of NOWHERE walks up and is like "hi, im sean" he wasnt hot stuff or anything. he was a nice guy, but i honestly got sick of him reeeeallllly fast. So i was like "eh... im jetlagged, im gonna hit the sack... LATER!" and bolted my sorry ass out of there.
Hot damn. first day, TOTAL CHAOS.
Have i mentioned how much i love my sister? she is seriously hilarious, and i would be so bored on this island without her. woot. yay for katie.
I miss people... a lot. For example, Lesley. Its totally insane how when you are seperated from someone for a few days, like totally isolated, you realize how much you really miss them. its super sad. I miss you weswey.
HI-YAHHHH! miss that too... :(
so anyway, back to the island, lets just say theres an abundance of local yokels who are ripped as FUCK. But hey, chisels dont make the man, theyre a plus, but they dont make the man.
Thats something else ive noticed. The reason i didnt get any ass for such a long time, was because my standards are so high. (they still are) but if you think about it, it would explain why i didnt end up with that cowboy. he got the veto wayyyyy fast. But i guess its good i have high standards, if i didnt i would still be all gross... with... ew... you know who.
Damn. i wish i was at joel parses... LESLEY!
I hate being here. to be quite honest. I wish i was at home, freezing with a majority of the population, hanging out with the people i love (not that i dont love my family) Its weird... Im already ready to come home... and its been two days... FUCKKKKKKK.
Maybe i should stop checking my email. It will only make me more jealous and homesick...
no. we all know thats a lie. i will anyway.
Alright, all of you should have postcards in the mail by next wednesday. if you dont, you can hit me in the head when i get home.
Nora - i dont have your address. so i cant send you one yet.
HI-YAHHHH! having withdrawls.
shit. times up. later.
too hot cruel cruel world... tooooo hot.
~*N*~ posted by Nat