She had dumps like a truck
thighs like what
all night long
let me see that thonnnnnnnnnnnng
that piece was inspired by the conversation my mom and i just had:
*as we're folding laundry*
mom: im hot
me: my butt hurts
mom: are you wearing a thong?
mom: then thats why your butt hurts
me: um... are you hot?
me: thats because youre having a hot flash.
now im talking to lesley on the phone. so i leave you with this:
for the following 2 weeks, i will primarily contact people by my blogger. if you leave me a message with your email, i get back to you. or if you email me (email@example.com) then i will email you. touche! otherwise, you are screwed. or, send me your address and i will send you a post card... or a pretty letter... woot.