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Thursday, January 22, 2004

A billion people died on the news tonight
but not so many cried at the terrible sight
well mama said, "it's just make believe,
you can't believe everything you see
so baby, close your eyes to the lullabies
on the news tonight"

Who's the one to decide that it would be alright?
To put the music behind the news tonight?
well Mama said, "you cant believe everything you hear
the diagetic world is so unclear so baby, close your ears
on the news tonight, on the news tonight
The unobtrusive tones on the news tonight."

And Mama said, mmmmm-mmmmm
"Why don't the newscasters cry when they read about people who die?
At least they could be decent enough to put just a tear in their eyes"
and Mama said, "it's just make believe you can't believe everything you see
so baby, close your eyes to the lullabies on the news tonight."

THE SUPA DUPA FLY QUIZ!!! (uh huh. Sure.)

1. R U a virgin? well geez. probably the most literate person in the world asked me. way to come out and ask it. um, lets see... well in some states im considered a virgin... some im not. oh, that was a joke. A big JK, good job natalie. Youve sucessfully scared the shit out of all my family members. not that they read this... thank GOD!

2. What is ur favorit food? i dont have a favorit food... i have a FAVORITE food. or wait, do i? I dont really have a FAVORITE food. maybe ill pick something... like vegetables. I like Bok Choi. Its yummy.

3. have U ever been in luv? Luv, thats a funny subject, actually. I laugh when i think about it. Ha. Ha. Ha. um. yes, but it was a few years ago with someone that lives in another state. I dont even think he reads this. He is probably the most intelegent, wonderful, charming, witty person i have ever known. Ah. gets me all flusted just to think about it. I also wuv wesley. HA.

4. have u ever liked a peron of the same sex? yes. her name is carol. she is my lesbian lover. YOU HEAR ME CAROL? THIS IS LINDA SPEAKNG! I LOVE YOUUUUU!

5. Have u ever cheated on a bf/gf? Well, ive never had a bf/gf (REAL ones are hard to find!) but on a boyfriend, no. and on a girlfriend, no. ha. that sounds silly. have i ever had a girlfriend?

6. have u ever givena head? um. have i given someone a head? or given someone head? this survey was obviously given by a literary master!

Sorry guys, i hate to dissapoint you, but i was too appauled with the rest of the survey. good lord. what a waste.

learn to smile cruel cruel world.

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