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Wednesday, February 25, 2004

 
Okay, so here's the earth
its chilling
then, that is a sweet earth you might say
WRONG!
alright.
ruling out the ice caps melting,
meteors becoming crash into us
the ozone layer leaving
and the sun exploding
we're definately going to blow ourselves up
OKAY!
so basically we've got China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK and US.
with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else.
whatever, anyway
one day, we say those Chinese sonsofabitches are going down
so we launch a nuke at China
While its on its way
China's like:
"Shit! Shit! Who the fuck is shooting at us?"
Then France is like:
"Shit guys, we got zee missles they are comming! Fire our shit!"
"But I am le tired!"
"Well, have a nap... then FIRE ZEE MISSLES!"
Meanwhile, Australia down there is like:
"WTF mates?"
India, Israel and Pakistan launch their shit.
So now we've got missles flying everywhere, passing each other.
Russia is like:
"AHHHHHHHHHH! MOTHERLAND!"
Then England is like:
"About that time, eh chaps?" Righto..."
So now the US is like:
"Fuck. We're dumbasses."
Canada is like:
"Whats going on, eh?"
Australia is still like:
"WTF?"
Mars is laughing at us
and some huge meteor is like:
"Well fuck that."
So now we've got nuclear winter, everyone is dead, except Australia and they're still like:
"WTF?"
but they'll be dead soon.
Fucking kangaroos.
but, assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States...
To go hang with Hawaii..
Alaska can come too...
THE END






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