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Tuesday, May 18, 2004

 
Mood: sick. and waaaaaay too tired for my own good
Music: rock the casbah - the clash and the wind cries mary - hendrix
Color: orange
Vice: homemade bread

ive got the beat for a new generation.

I am getting reaaaaaaaally sick of movie stars suddenly pumping out babies and then giving them really silly names.
for some reason, Debra Messing, my hero, named her baby Roman. According to US magazine, "Roman" is going to be the next big name. Then some other movie star named her baby Roman.
Should i name my baby Greek? Turkish? Czecslovakian?
Then theres Gwenyth. Ohhhh Gwenyth Paltrow... You silly silly girl. She had her baby... yesterday? who knows, all i know is that she and Chris Martin of coldplay named their baby girl the following:
(brace yourself)
Apple Blythe Alison Martin

APPLE?! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING GWEN!? FOR THE LOVE! YOURE TURNING INTO WHACKO JACKO BY NAMING YOUR CHILD AFTER A COMMON NOUN!

now that thats out of my system...
babies with noun names:
Apple Blythe Alison Martin (Gwen and Chris)
Blanket Jackson (Michael Jackson... and that CRAZY surrogate...)
Prince Jackson (Michael Jackson... and that CRAZY surrogate again: "I gave it to him as a gift..." ew.)
Prince... as in the artist formally known as... haha
Roman Messing (Debra, and whoever her husband is...)
Roman .... (that other movie star...)

what next team? you gonna start naming you kids Bunny?

i would. thats for sure.

there was something else i was going to bitch about, and then Sam reminded me that im not a whiner.

id be so much cooler at CV.

im gonna go drown in my own phleghm cruel, crueeeeeeel coughing world...
~*N*~





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