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Saturday, August 07, 2004

Mood: moody. impatient. Dan is supposedly writing me an email. I think he fell asleep.
Music: Smile like you mean it - The Killers
Color: Green
Vice: the stack. i am SO going to the fair tonight... ugh. i have no money.

What is your full name:: Natalie Loraine Lewis
Spell your first name backwards:: Eilatan
Date of birth:: 8.29.87
Male or female:: female. at least the last time i checked.
Astrological sign:: virGO
Nicknames:: Nat, Nato, NatDogg, Nate, Nate Dogg, N-Dizzle, N-Unit
Occupation:: bitch. everyone in the office sends me to do their busywork. woot.
Height:: 5'8.75" - no need to be exact.
Weight:: 98.43251 lbs. - a definate need to be exact.
Hair color:: redish-brownish-redish-brown
Eye color:: hazel. fo sho.
Where were you born:: Butthole, Oregon
Where do you reside now:: Butthole, Oregon
Age:: i am 16 going on 17
Screen names:: nat12321o
E-mail addy:: if you reading this, you probably already know it.
What does your screen name stand for:: its one of my nicknames plus some numbers, plus an O
What is your greatestjournal name:: I had "Drugstore Cowgirl" and i was going to slowly move away from Beautiful Disaster/Promiscuous Bystander but then i changed my mind. I like beautiful disaster... the 311 kind, NOT kelly clarkass.
What does your greatestjournal name stand for:: Its from a 311 song.
Pets:: Extra. If i was reincarnated as a cat, i would probably be just like her. ooh sad. i sound like a cat lady...
Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake:: 15. for my 16th birthday, we didnt have a cake - it was a mountain of cupcakes.
Piercings:: ears.
Tattoo's:: sk8trgrrl 4 life is on the small of my back. you know how we roll.
Shoe size:: depends on the brand: 8-9ish
Righty or lefty:: righty, yo. with the other 92% of the population
Wearing:: my secondhand jeans and my gray t. i just got out of the shower fool.
Hearing:: the clicking of the computer, and my dad occasionally sighing.
Feeling:: damp - my hair is still wet.
Eating/drinking:: i just ate some string cheese. it was deeelish.

Guys/Girls/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff
Have you ever been in love:: i have been in lust, but not in love. hmm. good question. have i been in love? am i in love? i love myself... sometimes... does that count? (this is when lesley and i turn on the cd my sister burned and rock out in the car in front of her little sister...)
how many people have you said: said what? speak up.
How many people have you been in REAL love with:: a big fat zero. i like to tease myself sometimes and say 1.
How many people have you kissed:: i decided to stop counting.
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex:: hah. um. ddb?
How many people have you dated:: like an actual date? this is high school fools... so like... 3? maybe 4?
What do you look for in a guy/girl:: fast car, good sex, lots of money. right... i guess that explains my dating pattern...
What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex:: well first, that he is not a girl. second, that he is terribly witty. hopefully.
What type of guy/girl do you usually go for:: the shaggy haired, hopeless romantic bohemian revolutionary. i have a tendancy to not go for your average run of the mill hottie. i generally, honestly, go outside the box and put mind over matter... most of the time...
Do you have a crush right now:: heh. crush. what a cute word. is that asking me if i want to crush someone right now? then yes. yes i do.
If so who is it:: Brian. We're going to get married. and have very odd children. what tha faaaaaaaaaack?!
Do you believe in love at first sight:: not at first sight. chemestry at first sight.
Do you remember your first love:: somewhat. i miss you soda...
Who is the first person you kissed:: erm. jesse newhouse... wahoo?
Do you believe in fate:: somewhat.
Do you believe in soul mates:: Hannah once explained this group concept to me, that you start out in a group and when you find people in your group, you have excellent chemestry.
If so do you believe you'll ever find yours:: i think ive found a few people that are very close to the right chemestry. they're in my group at least...
Food::pasta. im in carbos anonymous.
Song::pedro the lion, anything by damien rice or oasis, radiohead - that song from romeo and juliet or street spirit and the killers - somebody told me. that is still one of my favorites.
Show::will and grace
School subject::psych
Band/singer/artist::the killers, oasis, modest mouse, damien rice, radiohead... i could go on forever...
Outfit::somebody smell denmark?
Radio station::i gave up on radio. except for when kduk puts lesley on the radio...
Movie::fight club, big fish, moulin rouge, royal tenenbaums, requiem for a dream, american beauty, rain man... dont ask that question of a wannabe film student...
Pair of shoes:: puma romas. you are my friend.
Cartoon:: family guy - thank you peter
Actor:: edward norton

Actress:: nicole kidman and merryl streep - did i spell that right
Potato chip:: kettle chips
Drink:: mikes
Soda:: cherry coke or cherry pepsi... its essentially the same.
Holiday:: chaunnukah. it gives me the excuse to say im jewish when theyres practically not a speck in me... sometimes...
Perfume/cologne:: sex or sweat
Pizza topping:: not a big fan of pizza, but lesley got me hooked on putting feta and pesto and whatnot.
Jello flavor:: sparkling mandarin - you gotta add the club soda
Lunch meat:: turkey?
Card Game:: scum (same as asshole) or strip poker
Video game:: halo, kung fu chaos, melee, mario party, karaoke revolution, ddr. ooh. i am a N-E-R-D
Website:: duh. promiscuousbystander...
Book:: as of now: the alchemist - paulo cohelo (sp?) or the life of pi - yann martel
Computer game:: the sims. i like being God.
Number:: 7, 714
Cereal:: cheerios. i know, im hardcore.
Comedian:: dane cook, kathleen madigan, and that guy from last comic standing from boston. tall, dark, and handsome.
Dessert:: sex. i mean, ben and jerrys half baked or chocolate brownie
Disney character:: albino tinkerbell
Clothing store:: im a gap kid. AE too...
Past time:: blogging. writing. dying a little each day... OOH EMO.
Teacher:: ms carman or ms russell.
Childhood toy:: a rock. we couldnt afford toys as children.
Carnival game/ride:: n.o. not okay.
Candy bar:: heath.
Magazine:: cosmo. even though i apparently know everything they have in there... durrr...
Salad dressing:: ceasar
Thing to do on the weekend:: sleep. homework. catch up on lost sleep.
Hot drink:: camomile tea.
Season:: football season
Sport to watch:: football or table tennis
Person to talk to online:: Brian or Lesley.
Have You Ever....
Mooned anyone:: ha. yeah.
Been on a diet:: yep.
Been to a foreign country:: yep.
Broken a bone:: yep. both ankles, both wrists.
Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling:: n.o.!
Swear at a teacher:: sworn with a teacher. ron is tight.
Talked to an gj member via emails or instant messages:: gj?
Got in a fight:: physical? no. i wouldnt want to kill anyone. these guns are dangerous.
Dated a teacher:: is that a joke? hah.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants:: yes. im not ashamed. it was hilarious.
Thought about killing your enemy:: i have no enemies.
Gone skinny dipping:: n.o.
Met another gj member in the flesh:: oh. gj must be something to do with greatjournal. hah. brilliant. no. have not? besides my friends... i dont even have gj... weirrrrrrrrd.
Told a little white lie:: who hasnt?
Told a secret you swore not to tell:: yeah. but it was for the better. ill be honest.
Stolen anything:: yep.
Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid:: er. no. how do you misuse a swear word?
Been on TV:: yep. beaver football. 7th grade. we had a big sign and were all dressed up and shit. i was awesome.
Been on the radio:: yeah. me and les. go britney!
Been in a mosh pit:: not by choice. i have a thing against hurting myself on purpose...
Been to a concert:: haha. yeah. recently - LUDA!
Dated one of your best friends:: uh huhhhhh.
Loved someone so much it makes you cry:: no.
Deceived somebody close to you:: isnt life one big deception? think about that!
Broken the law:: yep. im gellin like a felon.
Been to a rodeo:: n.o. wait... no the lipizzaner show does not count...
Been on a talk show:: haha, in my DREAMS.
Been on a game show:: no
Been on an airplane:: yes.
Got to ride on a firetruck:: no. i was 4 cans away from it tho. stupid bitches.
Came close to dying:: from laughing so hard - yes.
Cheated on a bf/gf:: n.o. but bunny (who toucher ton derrier) wouldnt judge...
Gave someone a piggy back ride:: hella.
Terrorized a babysitter:: i was in my guerrila warfare stage...
Made a mud pie:: yep. my sister and i used to pretend we were pioneers in the sandbox. she made "buffalo patties." sandy/muddy goodness.
Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff:: not a clif. a building.
Snuck out of the house at night:: nope. my door beeps when you open it. thank you madre and pater.
Been so drunk you don't remember your name:: haha no.
Had an eating disorder:: i wouldnt call it an eating disorder. it was probably as close as i could get at the time. i didnt make it a big deal. i just stopped eating for awhile.
Felt like you didn't belong:: anyone remember middle school?
Felt like the 3rd wheel:: so i went to see "super size me" with Lesley and Jacob...
Smoked:: yes. but not on a regular basis or anything...
Done drugs:: yes. see above.
Been arrested:: n.o.
Had your tonsils removed:: n.o.
Gone to camp:: hah. story of my LIFE.
Won a bet:: no. im a natural born LOSER.
Written a love letter:: yes. and im writing one now to sameer.
Gone out of your way to be with the one you love:: um. no. not sure about that. check back in a year.
Written a love poem:: yep
Kissed in the rain:: a la daredevil? hah. no.
Slow danced with someone you love:: i havent been in love, therefore i havent slow danced with them.
Participated in an orgy:: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAH! i just had a DBD flashback...
Faked an orgasm:: who needs to fake?
Stolen a kiss:: indeed my friend. indeed. its a sacred art.
Asked a friend for relationship advice:: hella. she said she wouldnt judge. hahaha.
Had a friend steal your bf/gf:: uh, no. but we all knew he was mine, so sort of...
Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love:: nope. havent been in love. i have watched it with someone i cared about tho.
Gotten a speeding ticket:: no.
Done jail time:: no.
Had to wear a uniform to work:: no. theres a dresscode.
Won a trophy:: no, but sammy did. i got a metal. its on my bulletin board.
Thrown up in public:: n.o.
Bowled a perfect game:: n.o.
Failed/got held back:: nope.
Got perfect attendance in grade school:: no. thats REALLY hard. john adams got it one year, and didnt show up at the awards ceremony. it was hilarious.
Roasted pumpkin seeds:: yeah... actually... why is this here?
Taken ballet/karate lessons:: both.

Attempted suicide:: er?
Cut yourself:: shaving is a evil concept. mmm... i love smooth legs anyway...
Childhood Stuff
Did you play with Barbies/G.I. Joes:: both. max chaney was gi joe and i was barbie. they had doll sex.
Did you own Treasure Trolls:: yes. hah.
Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210:: n.o. only on reruns.
Did you play Simon Says:: who didnt?
Did you watch Fraggle Rock:: y.e.s. i have a fraggle pebble.
Did you wet the bed:: um... not that i can remember. probably once. didnt everyone... oh wait, probably just me...
Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed:: yep. i had a serious "monsters in the hall when the lights are off" problem. But when i did my psychology project, it made sense. im not that weird.
Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them:: no.
Were you shy:: hah. me... shy?
Were you spoiled:: yep.

Were you abused:: in a sense that i thought the world was abusing me and punishing me all the time. childhood angst.
Did you go to the circus:: like... once. my parents werent a big fan of the animals in cages thing. i went to cirque du soliel a couple times, which i loveeeeee
Did you go to the zoo:: yes. but the animals roamed free. no molestar les animales.
Were you in a car accident:: nope. but every day i get a little closer...
Did you build snowmen:: yep. we made awesome ones. there was a snow bunny one year, and a snow family. it was cool.
Did you cry when you scraped your knee:: not at school. i wasnt a big fan of letting people see me cry at school until i was in middle school where going in the bathroom stall and crying loudly became a sport.
Were your older cousins mean to you:: my sister and i are the oldest of the cousins. so no.
Did you think slinkies were cool:: hella cool.
Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer:: yeah. and ive come to the realization that the purple one cannot be gay, because no sensible gay turtle would live in a sewer.
Were you afraid of the dark:: no.
Did you have slumber parties:: yes.
Did you have New Kids on the Block sheets, pillows, pajamas, sleeping bag?: no. sadly. i did have a backstreet boys nightshirt that i loved. they all looked greasy in the picture... greasy and damp. ew.
Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany:: i got a perm that made my hair HUGE. my mom had this thing you put in your hair that literally piled all of your hair up on your head so that i looked like you had a mohawk. i was friggin awesome. i even rocked the bear ears and the side pony. yeah, i talk the talk... bitches.
Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy:: yeah, until i saw my dad sneaking around hiding eggs outside. i think he got in trouble for me finding out.
Do you believe in aliens:: no. well. eh. no.
Name three things that are next to your computer:: the sims manual, paper, my zip disks.

Do you have any hidden talents:: i can do this amazing thing with my tongue...
Do you wish MTV would play music videos:: heh. no. then there wouldnt be time for real world. and any addict knows that MTV does play videos, you just have to be watching at the right time. get MTV2 if you must see them, whiners.
If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be:: a romantic musical about the bohemian revolution in paris. eh. wait. thats been done. i would probably do one about my life and how rediculous it has been. in fact, i am writing it as we speak... not really. its being written.
What would your movie star name be:: Loraine Jackson. thats my porn star name.
Do you play any sports:: heh. what the hell is a sport? i played basketball for a year, and then decided i didnt like it and didnt go out for freshman basketball. it was really a shame because i was really tall for my age and could have gotten good. i was a big quitter back then.
What's the scariest movie you've ever seen:: the r.kelly sex tape
What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently:: anything but Napoleon Dynamite or Anchorman... okay, so they werent THAT bad...
What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen:: the cameron diaz sex tape. its not even sex.
Do you drive:: yes
What is your dream car:: volvo. muahaha.
Do you think your good looking:: you dont know me. my body, my problem. i assume somebody out there thinks im good looking. if i wasnt, i would be a loner - admit it.

Do others think you are good looking:: i guess for drunk college students to ask if they can fuck me, i suppose.
Would you ever sky dive:: probably not. one of my biggest fears is falling to my death, so i would think that sky diving would kind of scare the shit out of me...
Do you believe in Bigfoot:: he's my father.
How many rooms do you have in your house:: i cant count.
Are you afraid of roller coasters:: yep.
Do you believe in God:: good question. ask me later if you really want to listen to that.
Do you believe in Satan:: and Carl.
Do you believe there is a heaven:: er?
Do you believe there is a hell:: it its Butthole, Oregon
Do you own a pool table:: haha. i wish... that would be GLORIOUS (if anyone knows the planetarium story...)
Do you have a pool:: nope
Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen:: ja
Do you like chocolate:: is this some sort of subconscious question?
Who/what is on your 2003 calendar:: who still has a 2003 calendar?
How many U.S. states have you been to:: maybe like 6 or 7 or 8 maybe 9
Ever wished on a shooting star:: yep.
Best Halloween costume you ever wore:: ghostbusters.
Do you carry any weapons on you:: yeah, i cant bring these guns on the airplane...
What is your weakness:: boys and things id rather be doing...
Name something you can't get enough of:: Lesley
Describe yourself in 3 adjectives:: loud, conscious, distracted
How many kids do you want to have:: we've only known each other for a few days... lets talk marriage first...
Future daughters names:: ew. was not looking forward to THAT. uh, rainbow sunshine glitter ashlie hilarie aimee saruh
Future sons names:: racecar robot dirt spaceship unit zappa
What is your ideal way to die:: zapped up on E during a mindblowing orgasm
How do you release stress:: sleeping
Do you consider yourself a trendy person:: oh hella. who started the whole trackjacket/mur thing?
Are you an artisitic person:: yes. except when i am the roommate of an art student...
Are you a realistic person?:: no. i have a rediculous imagination.
Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off:: n.o.
Are you a strong person:: sometimes.
Are you a strong willed person:: sometimes.
Who is the last person to e-mail you:: Dan. hah. he sent me these great nudie photos.
Who is the last person to IM you:: Dan.
Do you hate chain e-mails:: as much as i hate steak.
Are you a deep sleeper:: yep
Are you a good story teller:: when im not laughing histerically all the way though. which is highly unlikely
What do you believe is your best quality:: i have snappy bitchy comebacks and cool words that i use ALL THE DAMN TIME.
What is your greatest accomplishment:: i tied my shoes this morning.
Do you like to burn candles or incense:: candles.
Do you have your own credit card:: if i did, i would be bankrupt.
Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money?:: save it. go to college. buy a car and a nice appartment to share with Bunny
Do you have a check book:: no. thank god.
Do you like your drivers licence:: no. my hair looks multicolored.
Do you tan easily:: N.O.! ALBINOS UNITE!
What color is your hair naturally:: what it is now. i dont dye it.
How many fillings do you have:: 3. but theyre really small. and the dentist lied about them to me, so thats why i have them.
How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit:: 0
Worst feeling in the world?: shame
Best feeling in the world:: orgasm... i mean... sucess.
Is the glass half empty or half full:: you should really fill your glass more.
Last thing you downloaded:: my resume.
Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?:: big jk. stfu.
What do you think people think of you:: that i am terribly crazy/depressed/frustrated - but i guess thats what happens when you read my blog...
Are you a likeable person:: for a second i thought it said lickable... thats the dyslexia kickin in...
Do you need therapy:: i would say so.
Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance:: i wish.
Do you love your bf/gf:: meh.
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge would they call it FED UP:: no.... ugh... idiot!

When are you moving:: next summer
What's your favorite phrase:: hownowbrowncow

cruel cruel world, that took waaaaaaaaaay longer than it should have. i have no life. lets get back to buisness. thanks dbo.

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