Music: desperate housewives muzak
Vice: lesley, because shes a piiiimp ("I'm not a pimp! I'm a WHORE!")
I am on the phone with les. here is what she says:
"Putting a headband on while your on the phone is so hard! but i did it!"
"I hate it when you quote me when i dont say anything cute."
- Lesley again.
"God, fuck you."
- Lesley... AGAIN!
"Natalie wants to jump Joel Egli's bones! HAH! TYPE THAT!" - Lesley, being a HO! (she kids. i kid)
she has no short term memory. sad.
she is such a pimp. i am so jealous.
"I'm not a pimp! ER! How many times do i have to tell you that! I'm really hungry, i wonder what my family had for dinner..."
she bought me camo. for homecoming. are we still going?
I have 2 more college apps done. yeah apps, blow me.
i hate you so bad, almost as much as you hate me cruel cruel world.
this post was brought to you the phone conversation that i am currently having with lesley. all quotes are verbatum. even the one about joel. although, not necessarily true. maybe if youre lucky.