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Thursday, February 03, 2005

 
Mood: phlegmy
Music: sing for absolution - muse
Color: phlegm
Today is: thursday. right before friday. yessss...

so apparently, you are supposed to bold all of the things that are true about you. because this survey thing was so guaytarded (pronounced GW-AYE-TAR-DED) that i had to put little commentary in italics, just for YOU.

001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to. (Actually, I watch LESS TV than i used to.)
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping (although at times if i sleep too much, i feel like im wasting my life.)
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games. (NERRRRD ALERT!)
008. I've done something illegal.
009. I've watched porn movies. (So this one time... long story.)
010. I have been in a threesome. (Getting specific, it wasn't really a threesome... it was more like a triple-kiss... ahhhhhhhhhh. this is bad.)
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Where have you been the last 5 months?)
012. I like my handwriting.
013. I have acne-free skin. (i generally have pretty clear skin. bwahaha.)
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
015. I curse frequently. (Not frequently... i'd say occasionally.. or whenever lesley provokes it ;)
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby. They are called boys.
018. I've been to another country.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
020. I'm really, really, really smart. FUNNY.
021. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (but why bring that up here?!)
023. I love rain. why do you think im moving to cali?
024. I'm paranoid at times. anyone seen me late at night?
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. IN A MINUTE.
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi although it seems like everyone does...
028. I talk really really fast sometimes. duh.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave my legs. you should too...
035. I have a twin.
037. I couldn't survive without caller id. i can, but i like it.
038. I like the way that I look. sometimes.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months. HAPPENS!
040. I know how to do cornrows. HAHAHAHHA - is that so you can call me so i can do them for your next basketball game or something? wierd.
041. I am usually pessimistic.
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be legalized and there is nothing wrong with it.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty. when she is airbrushed out of her mind.
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent. theres this thing i can do with my tongue...
047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I've been sexually intimate with less than 10 people.
049. I am currently single. and looking.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex. HAPPENS
051. I enjoy talking on the phone.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop. i will be a personal shopper until i am famous...
054. I would rather shop than eat. true story, then i can fit in the skinny clothes.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto. BWAHAHAHHA. i couldnt resist.
056. I'm bourgeoisie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I'm obsessed with my diary! as in my boobs?
058. I don't hate anyone.
059. I'm a pretty good dancer. back that thang up. the roca way.
060. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a cell phone. "'call me's, 'page me's, 'ill talk to you later's..."
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have never been in a real relationship before. i'm so freakin young to consider them REAL relationships.
068. I've been rejected before.
069. I currently have a crush on someone. ooooops.
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future. uh, one day?
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I've had the cops called on me before. three words: "pillow fight club"
074. I bite my nails. when im stressed.
075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
076. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
077. I have a lot to learn.
078. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
079. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie. dayam this must be old!
080. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
081. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. thanks to wireless bwahaha, i am retarded.
082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
083. I have been rejected by someone.
084. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past. try: "everyone's but lesley's."
085. I own the "South Park" movie.
086. I have avoided work to play on OD.
087. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
088. I enjoy country music. sometimes, it really depends on what it is.
089. I love my best friend(s). BUNNY!
090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
091. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
092. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and sometimes a perfectionist. heyohhh!
093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
095. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
096. Halloween is awesome. because according to that church survey, im a goth!
097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
098. I have dated a close friend's ex. not lesley's.
099. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. Had a crush on somebody you have never met. WEIRD.
102. I've kissed someone i've known i shouldn't. no comment.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating from something right now.
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in "lust" more than in "love."
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest movies/books ever.
110. I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C."
111. I am resentful that I had to grow up.
112. I am an entirely different person around different people. at least i think so...
113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
114. I think ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world.
115. I am suffering of a broken heart. happens.
116. I am a nerd.
117. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely.
118. I am left handed and proud of it.
119. I try not to change who i am for someone.
120. My heart resides below my feet.
121. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
122. I enjoy smoothies.
123. I have had major surgery. everyone knows that "you" have "minor surgery" and "they" had "major surgery." so no, i have not had "major" surgery, i have had "minor" surgery. now you know.
124. I have adopted a pet from the SPCA.
125. I am listening to Radiohead right now. WEIRD. STREET SPIRIT!
126. Some people call me by a nickname.
127. I once stole a music stand.
128. I like pumpkin pie.
129. I love Nascar!
130. I own over 200 cds. easily.
131. I work 7 days a week.
132. I have mono.
132. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor. hehehehheheeh.
134. I'm still in my PJs.
135. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places. like in corvallis? true story.
136. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong guys, or have them fall for me, so I can't help but reciprocate.
137. I'll try anything three times.
138. Done drugs other than alcohol or cannabis. hahahahhahaha oh man.
139. I'm having trouble sleeping.
140. I am a cuddler.
141. I love John Waters films.
142. I have made a pornographic videotape. this one time, at french camp... ohhhh no i didnt. big jk.
143. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin.
144. One of my boobs is bigger than the other. i'm sorry, i had to highlight it so that you wouldnt miss it on this survey. i dont think they are, but my god, why is this HERE?
145. I know all the words to the "Firefly" theme song.
146. I love Dr. Pepper
147. I'm a programmer.
148. I can't explain why i am unhappy at times. this is supposed to continue with "so i make excuses..."
149. I own and have read all the harry potter books.
151. I carry a book almost everywhere i go.
152. I have an eating disorder.
153. I have flown to a different country to see a band.
154. Been hospitalized for "mental issues".
155. I have survived totaling a car I was driving.
156. I am addicted to a Manga/anime.
157. Somehow I always seem to get myself into trouble
158. I have dated someone for longer than 5 years
159. I love CSI!
160. Eric Szmanda is hot! who the hell?
161. I love Ani Difranco. If i had heard that whiny bitch for one more hour, i would have slit my wrists, carved "good charlotte" into a plugged-in toaster, and jumped into a swimming pool.
162. I have hair that grows in the wrong places; in my opinion. EW.
163. I hate it when dogs lick me.
164. I only sing when I'm alone. sing loudly, at least.
165. one of my best friends is gay.

more later cruel cruel world.
~*N*~

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